she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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