I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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