Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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