Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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