I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
