That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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