I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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