For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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