Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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