Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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