I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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