It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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