I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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