The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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