Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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