Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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