I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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