had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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