Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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