how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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