She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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