11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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