I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
