what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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