Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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