just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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