It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
