SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i love accidental penises.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
