You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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