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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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