Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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