just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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