update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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