i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
where does the pee come out of this thing
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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