We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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