Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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