i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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