I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
