Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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