I hate your face
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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