just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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