YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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