im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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