THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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