4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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