i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm sobbing to NWA
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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