so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
