Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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