look no pants
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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