She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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