Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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