i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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