Can Purell be used as lube?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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