doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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