About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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